The Deth Guild

You stupids not tired of dying from cancer and other immunological problems, (inflicted by your clot-shot)? "You just want more from your fagcination," you say? Your idiotic wish is granted...

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I'm going to be square with some of you folks. If you rolled up your sleeve, and counted yourself among the millions of brain-dead lab-rats, congratulations - you're a simpleton. Put on your dunce cap, dance the moron jig and sit your retard ass down. (And for fuck's-sake, be silent). You are utterly beneath me. To say I look down on you servile fucking rubes with contempt is an understatement of galactic proportions. You're the sorts of boot-lickers who "eat the bugs" and like them, and you have no place in my company.

Even worse, many of you were sanctimonious Goddamned pricks about the whole affair. Water under the bridge? Hah! Eat SHIT, take ALL OF YOUR BOOSTERS and fuckin' DIE. Preferably screaming.

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Due to the fact that this genocide injection has been a constant theme 'round these parts - and the reality that those who took it are dropping like flies - we've accepted the necessity of a permanent category to track this generation's great culling.

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The AD&D Downloads section has been updated with a revised Exarch of Dumathoin Kit, a 2nd Edition Compliant Kensai Kit and a collection of New & Rare Priest Spells. Who says 2nd Edition is dead?

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As I watch my friends and family die, I can't say this sort of humor brings much comfort. The only thing that keeps me getting out of bed in the morning is the anticipation of revenge against the insects who murdered so many.

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We've upgraded the AD&D Section with a new Spell Cards page. This area acts as a repository for rare and completely custom AD&D Second Edition magic spells.

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As I sit here, stewing in my wrath, I can't help but note its spread in others. For the moment, I'm the bleeding edge of Overton's Window - but like Atlas, I drag it along with me...

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We've set up the Campaign Documents & Info Cards section of the site. This is a repository for our campaign notes and the page also houses templates for those who'd like to create their own.

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We've added printable trackers to the AD&D Information Trackers section. These cards can be printed out on cardstock, then laminated to provide a great way to track your character using dry-erase markers.

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We've added a new AD&D Posters & Table Maps section to the site. We split the previous posters page into several different sections to keep the sire from getting too cluttered and to reduce page load time.

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Our AD&D Character Sheet Section has been updated with our newest 2022 Character Record Sheets. We've added a spell memorization page as well as a graphed miscellaneous notes page. These additions should make them the most comprehensive sheets ever built for 2nd Edition.

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The AD&D NPC Card Section has been updated with over 20 new NPC cards to help bring your campaign to life. We've also updated the Complete NPC Collection for those who don't want to piecemeal the downloads.

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The Genocine was one of those catalyzing moments in history when you learned the true depths of your love, the strength of your friendships and the intelligence of everyone in your circle.

A lot of us received very unpleasant answers. But now we know who really cares for us, which friends are steadfast and who the absolute cretins in our lives are.

It was a culling. On every strata. And I will not stop until dead or I'm given the opportunity to wreck terrible vengeance on the people responsible.

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The Dungeons & Dragons section has been updated with a Javalin Projectile Counter. It was brought to our attention that spears are in fact a thing. So here you are.

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Of all the sad words; of tongue and pen; The saddest of all; "Silver was right - again."

So two new medical journals dropped...

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The PC Games section has been updated with a AD&D Eye of the Beholder III: Assault on Myth Drannor save and FAQ. The saves have the best gear from all three titles and max level characters.

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We've uploaded a fix for the crackling and popping noises experienced while playing the DOS-Box, (GOG), version of Eye of the Beholder III. This patch should make playing it far more pleasant.

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The PC Games section has been updated with a AD&D Eye of the Beholder II: The Legend of Darkmoon save and FAQ. The saves are virtually perfect, and packed with Eye of the Beholder I import equipment.

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Just a quick reminder for the slow kids in class: Don't talk to pigs for any reason... ever. Also, never, no matter what, speak with a "News Reporter." (Read: Enemy Propagandist).

"There's nothing to say to a cop that can't be said better by a lawyer - and there's nothing to say to a journalist that can't be said better with a bullet."
- Sam Hyde

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The PC Games section has been updated with a AD&D Eye of the Beholder save. Seen as the father of the first-person dungeon crawler, this old title set the standard for everything which followed.

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The Nintendo DS section has been updated with a Dragon Quest V save. As per standard, it's perfect - nothing is missing. Given the scope of this title, that's saying something.

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As our ridiculously wicked nation hurtles towards war with Russia, let us take a moment to consider how we reached this point - and savor the banquet of consequences.

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Do not forget that the world's Pharmaceutical companies, at the behest of a globalist cabal, have murdered over 400,000 people, will kill possibly millions over time, and they did so with the approval and assistance of your governments - who were aware of what happened...

...and probably thought it was funny.

Keep this in mind if you find opportunities to cause any possible degree of harm to these systems and the evil demons inhabiting them.

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Today's message is for all of the simpering, smarmy fucks, who gleefully bent over for big-daddy government - and spread their ass-cheeks wide for their Big-Pharma(TM) clot-shot... and its SIX (LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!) boosters.

You clap like harp-seals with each erosion of or freedom. That's fine. After all - you're a collection of stunningly dull mid-wits, and I'm not the least bit surprised at your gullibility and cowardice.

But understand something - you flock of cretinous fools:

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The older posts from 2012-2021 are available in the News Archives Section. Here you can read old updates and articles from years long past - which is rather interesting for seeing the evolution of people's thoughts and opinions over time.

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