The Deth Guild

What's the matter? Too many zero-agency, NPC sheeple dying?

As for those of you too stupid - or piss-bellied - to decline an obvious farce? (And in all probability, a dangerous one at that).. I can do nothing for you. You chose your fate. Enjoy your cancer, clotting, fucked immune system and heart damage. And piss off.

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The new Recipe Section of the site is now populated with the first batch of recipes. Each meal includes a simply formatted PDF for those who want to print them out.

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We've pulled the Deth Guild Dark Age of Camelot User Interface and Icon Set from mothballs and re-built it for the current state of the game. It now functions properly in the current build. Enjoy.

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We've updated the AD&D Downloads Section with a new Druid/Priest kit - The Tree Ghost Shaman. Powerful and exotic, this character can add some mystery to your barbarian or savage campaign.

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So, how's the shit-festival that is "THE PLAGE-SHOT(TM)" going? Well, if you one of the absolute drooling retards who injected this poison into your veins, (LOL Goddamned lab-rats), not so hot...

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We've added a new section to the website! What you ask? Why, a place to share the awesome food we can cook of course. Click HERE to head to our Recipes Area - find out what your taste-buds have been missing.

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We've finished the AD&D Magical Items Card section update. The Magical Weapons Cards are now posted, with a few new weapons to tantalize your players with.

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We've collected a list of Popular Games of Chance found in the Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting. These are structured to be played using dice instead of cards. Sniffing is not permitted when playing "Dwarven Roulette."

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We're continuing the AD&D Magical Items Card section revamp. The main landing page has been updated with a Magical Items Index, and we've completed the Miscellaneous Magical Item Cards section. Now only the Weapons Cards remain.

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The AD&D Magical Items Cards section has been updated with new mystic objects. Additionally, we're in the process of splitting each item type into several categories - two of which are completed - Magical Armor and Magical Jewelry.

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You know what they say about "playing stupid games and receiving stupid prizes?" Yes?

Well... enjoy - for the given value of the word in this context...

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A second party, in distant Ahm has - unknowingly - also taken up the quest to defeat the Lich Azalin Rex. Will this motley band of conscripted Shadow Thieves rise to the challenge? Will they even survive one another? Who knows! Their player cards have been added HERE.

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The older posts from 2012-2021 are available in the News Archives Section. Here you can read old updates and articles from years long past - which is rather interesting for seeing the evolution of people's thoughts and opinions over time.

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