Politics & Rants

You Wanted Your 1850 Moment?

Congratulations then, 'cause you just got it:

Well it's official - the RePubiCON whore-bags in our non-representing representative government just fucked Lady Liberty again. In a very unpleasant place. (And no... not in the back-seat of a Mini Cooper). We bet everyone who voted in 2014 is real. mother. fucking. happy. they. did.

By why let us continue to prattle on... let's yield the podium for a spell... and fast our eyes on the wreckage...

Let's Get some 1850 on Baby:

• Yep. Democrats Control the House. Thanks, GOP Establishment!
• House Approves $622B Tax Package
• Omnibus Spells Death of the GOP
• House Freedom Caucus Makes Excuses
• So That Went Well...
• New spending bill "ramatically increases" foreign worker visas
• Dems Gloat
• Republicans: They Thirst for Death
• CISA Hidden in Spending Bill
• Ryan Budget Admits More Muslim Migrants than there are Iowa Republican Voters
• Another Knife in the Back
• Meanwhile, in Ryan Land
• Country Closer to Revolution Than Ever
• The GOP Don't Never Dance With Them What Brung Them
• Dems' favorite part of $1.1 trillion spending bill
• The GOP Is On the Way to Self-Euthanization
• Funding deal hits backlash over increase in foreign worker visas
• 2,009-Page, $1,205,146,000,000 Republican Spending Deal
• The Disqualification List For President
• Omnibus Bill Makes Part of Obama Stimulus Permanent
• Paul Ryan's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Omnibus Bill
• Instapundit Top Comment: "The only way out is Civil War."
• Omnibus Spending Bill Explains Why Voters Are in Open Rebellion
• Ryan and Pelosi corral votes as $1.1T funding bill speeds to floor
• The Hammer Met the Nail Today
• Disband the Republican Party
• Budget: It's a victory for Democrats and Republican Sellouts
• It's essentially a declaration of War by the GOP Against Its (Former) Voters
• Congress Provides $1.6B to Resettle Illegal Immigrants Arriving at Border
• Paul Ryan Betrays America: $1.1 Trillion, 2,000-Plus Page Omnibus Bill Funds the ‘Fundamental Transformation of America'... Obama Gets Everything...

Naturally... since we believe in saving the BEST for LAST... the coup de grâc....

The END: GOP Sells America Down the River

"...they elected Republicans to stop this. And now the Republicans have the largest number of seats in the House they've had in Congress since the Civil War. And it hasn't made any difference at all. It is as though Nancy Pelosi is still running the House and Harry Reid is still running the Senate. "Betrayed" is not even the word here. What has happened here is worse than betrayal. Betrayal is pretty bad, but it's worse than that."

"This was out-and-out, in-our-face lying, from the campaigns to individual statements made about the philosophical approach Republicans had to all this spending. There is no Republican Party! You know, we don't even need a Republican Party if they're gonna do this. You know, just elect Democrats, disband the Republican Party, and let the Democrats run it, because that's what's happening anyway. "
- Rush Limbaugh


Read the entire thing HERE.

...when you've lost Rush RePubliCant's, you may as well start digging your political grave...

We hate to say we told you so, but...

....Whoaaaa! Hold on now constant readers... we are compelled to honesty here... we're loving saying "We told you so." In fact, we are so deeply, passionately and wholly enamored of this moment that... well... we want to slow-fuck it for hours, impregnate it and rear litters of tiny baby moments to remember this one by.

AHEM... But we digress...

Photo Courtesy of Jeff Sessions

Your votes are completely meaningless. A profound squandering of your energy - providing you intend them as anything more than a protest - or as a tactic for sowing discord. Dempublican, Republocrat, it makes absolutely zero difference what spirt animal you choose to worship. You're wasting your goddamned time, chasing around the same lies and horseshit, spun by different, (yet completely interchangeable), cunt-weasels in expensive suits. The votes are preordained, the elections rigged by candidate selection and representative government in the first world is every bit as meaningless as it is in the third. In truth, the only people "who matter" are the board of directors at Berkshire/Hathaway, Google, Goldman Sachs and their like.

We won't mince words here - until you the people are willing to get out there, start killing some cock-suckers and breaking some shit, not a single, solitary fucking thing will change. EVER.That's the way the world works. This is the way the world has always been. It will operate like this right up until us insignificant human Crapsicles stupid ourselves to death in some grand technological conflagration.

Force speaks volumes. Violence get's greased. Flagrant non-compliance is golden. Anything else signals you're just a bunch of mewling sheep, deserving of a good damned sheering - and your children will be utter and complete slaves to the debts incurred by our "civic masters." Go down and look your kids in the face. Right now. Fucking do it. Don't worry. We'll wait.

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Welcome back.

So then... what did YOU go out and do while the Uni-Party of Mordor on the Potomac was selling your progeny into serfdom? OH... we see... You wrote a terse letter to your congress critter... you argued with some piss-bags on Facebook... you huffed and puffed and voted for some demagogue running for president and/or congress! Oh, that's so NOBLE of you. How grand! How WORTHY of the legacy of the great and terrible men that founded this nation! We're sure your BRAVE deeds will console your offspring when America crashes and burns like Greece - a near mathematical certainty at this point.

If you ain't willing to fight, destroy, kill, bleed, suffer and die, then you will and those who come after you are going to be stripped of every shred of your wealth, liberty, dignity and honor.That's the way it is. Come to terms with reality, and either accept chains on you knees, like obedient little puppies, or start figuring out how you are going to Goddamned fight back.

Yeah yeah, come collect our little pack of insurrectionists fed-goons. Bring extra sacks.