Politics & Rants

Welp... We Mother Fucking Told Ya... PART INFINITY

Hat tip to Bill Quick over at Daily Pundit for the tip-off:

House Approves Clean DHS Funding Bill

The little RePubican water-carriers... betrayed again. Oh, our stars and garters, we are so shocked.

First off - to all of those "practical grown-ups" who finger-waved while we stayed home in 2008, 2010, 2012 and 2014 - suck our fucking dicks you Goddamned rubes. You puerile useful fucking idiots. You easily manipulated whimpering simpletons. Our Schaden-boners are three feet long and we fully intend to skull-fuck out a cornea. We told you morons what happens when you hoark down McScat Burgers and then pity-fuck your RINO wifebeaters: You wake up with a mouth full of shit, a black eye and missing teeth. You "pragmatic fuckholes" can now suck down the back-stab you've had coming, and you'll slurp it down long and hard.

Give us a just moment... we're going to bask in the vindication... then we'll relish your screams of impotent rage. Why? Because frankly, we find the betrayed look on your simplistic little faces deeply satisfying - after all... we told you so. We detailed what was to come in excruciating detail. You idiots chose instead to drag your worthless RINOS and Neo-Cons across the electoral finish line - despite their open contempt for you and your beliefs. They hated every single ideal you cherish, and you propped them up anyways.

Well, your sullen cries, puny lamentations and your bitter, useless tears are now our succulent dessert. We will enjoy them for a long, long LONG time, as this nation burns to the fucking ground. We can't save it - on no, America-that-was is thoroughly dead - only war, privation, suffering and death lies before us. ("Thems who dies will be the lucky ones!!")

Since we're all fucked anyways, we may as well mentally masturbate to whimpers of stupid drones who were so easily duped. Retards who were so practical they failed to see the enabling of their own decimation. So fucking cry. Cry some more for us you bastards, we want to lick the tears off your faces. Your suffering is the only Goddamned thing we have left, and by God we mean to SAVOR it:

"I'm personally done with this party.

In fact, I will vote for Democrats.

An old communist friend of mine voted for Bob Dole."

"Why? Because this communist was convinced, inaccurately, as it would later turn out, that he would never see his dream of a communist USA via conventional politics, and therefore his hopes were pinned on outright revolution."

"And as far as revolution, there are four words to remember: The worse, the better."

"It is now clear that none of us will see the America we want via any kind of politics that includes the Republican Party. Ergo, they must be erased from the pages of history as quickly as possible, so that a better party can replace them."

"So I'm now a Democrat. The worse, the better."
- Ace of Spades


Oh poor Ace... Boo-hoo - and welcome to the fucking party pal! We like the closer too - "The worse, the better?" Ahhh... look at you go girl... you're starting to sound like Pete over at the Western Rifle Shooters Association.

Too little, too late.
Chump.

Enjoy the show - especially the comments. Oh Lord the comments. "Whigification" does not even BEGIN to describe the rube's wrath. Again.. too little, too late. Get fucked:

• Ace of Spades - Republicans and Democrats Unite To Fund Amnesty
• Brietbart - House Approves Clean DHS Funding Bill
• Hot Gas - Cave: House Strips Provisions Opposing Amnesty
• Chamber of Commerce Propaganda Corner - Boehner: Passes Clean DHS Bill Today

(Really, do read the comments. If there had been message boards in 1856, this is what they would have looked like).

Yeah, we pretty much hate people for the willful blindness and their boot-licking, simpering normalcy bias. We loath their complete inability to comprehend the nature of this trap BEFORE if was too late to stop the conflagration. We fumed, we raged. We gave the fuck up. Then we bought the vandals kerosene and matches - "Go have fun kids!"

If we can't fix it, we may as well make it the biggest damned bonfire in human history - something our dirt-dwelling ancestors will pass around during "the'memba time" while they hammer the marrow out of animal bones with rocks.

Update I: Misha Doesn't Approve of Surrender Congress

His vileness speaks, at long last. Having been absent, probably in a coma induced by watching our nation's rapid disintegration, Emperor Misha I is pissed off at the callow, feckless, worthless RePubloCrats and their surrender theater:

"And the news are ever depressing. Such as the bit about Weepy Boner and Mitch McCockless, once again, striking a deal with the Democrats to give Princess Obama everything she wants because... stuff... Remember how they used to be "oh, we can't shut down the government by refusing to pass a budget, but the DHS funding? Oh yes, we're going to fight, fight FIGHT on that one. To the bitter end. For America!!!" That was ages ago, of course, all of four months or so."

"Now it's back to business as usual with the Quisling Party willingly, nay eagerly handing the Prozi Party and their Precious Princess everything they asked for, based on a deal that was struck long ago. You know. The usual deal the Quisling Party always strikes with the Prozi Party on any issue: "We'll have to promise to fight, then pretend to fight a bit to keep the prole idiots who keep voting for us happy, but then we'll cave. As predictably as a Texas summer."

"And so they did. The Quisling Party's rich donors wanted cheap Messican slave labor, the American workers be damned, and that's what the Quisling Party gave them."
- Emperor Misha I


Read the entire article HERE.

In closing, Misha suggests that perhaps a $15.00-per-hour "living wage" for the illegal wetback locusts swarming over our southern border might be a good plan. It's all going to sink anyways - we might as well fuck the Republicans and their Chamber of Commerce assmasters good and hard as we drown.
Acceptance is liberating - America is finished. The only thing of value remaining is revenge.