Politics & Rants

Update 10/16: Bill Quick Nails "The Party of Stupid's" Game Plan...

...and it sucks.

Bill Quick at Daily Pundit throws their idiot-game-plan out for all to see, (and groan at):

"The Gentry GOP believes that by leaving Obamacare in place and then running endlessly against it, they can achieve great victories and a restoration of their powers. I think that by pursuing this strategy they will bring the utter destruction of their party and their powers."
- Bill Quick

Read the whole despicable thing HERE.

Now, as far as most of us here at DETH H.Q. are concerned, the RePubics have been the-walking-dead for a long, long, LONG time. But any large-scale capitulation here, (while not surprising in the least), is absolutely a replay of the compromise of 1850, and it will end with their annihilation as a political movement.

Civil War will not be long off once that happens.

So loyal readers - how's your pantry looking? Nice afternoon for a trip to the grocery store - in our opinion.

Update I: Links Repaired

We had accidentally included the wrong links to Quick's article. Our Apologies.

Update II: Unsurprising Cave - Time for the Rope

Now, naturally, none of us are startled by the gentry GOP collapsing - it's their primary battle strategy, and we fully expected them to piss themselves before long. But we wonder - do they understand exactly what will come of this Whigification? I.E. the Demonrats will gain complete and utter control of the system for long enough to spark a civil war.

Our only hope is, that once the dust settles, there are enough of us left alive to get about the dispensation of a proper and fitting justice to all parties deserving. Not only the Prog-Nazis, their enablers in the media, but also the Gentry-caste RINOS and their propagandists as well. They bear an equal measure of the blame, and should share from the same dreadful cup.

Now, it's late, and we're getting mighty tired. We look forward to sugar-plum dreams of Allahpundit gagging at the end of a taught rope.

Ahhhh. Good times. Good times.

Update III: They're Dead Jim

Chris Muir Draws us this: Dead Parrots

Cartoon By Chris Muir

Now we're all peachy keen on replacing the RePubicans with something different - but we are sticklers on this point - only after they've been given a very fair, honest and speedy trial, and then summarily executed for treason.

Frankly we don't feel these to be unreasonable demands.

Update IV: Go Big, Or Go Home

Emperor Misha of the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler taps on the window - with a lit Molotov cocktail in his hand:

"Fight, or don't fight. It's up to you, RINO party, and those of us facing skyrocketing premiums, cuts in hours or even loss of a livelihood because of OgabeCare really don't give three ounces of flying shit what your overpaid idiot "consultants" say, nor do the opinions of millionaire pundits impress us much since we know that they got theirs and fuck the rest."

"You think it's better to surrender once more because surely the clusterfuck that is 404Care will mobilize the people in time for 2014? It's not that you don't have a point."

"It's that those of us out here that you actually need to pound pavement, knock on doors, man phone banks and, of course, VOTE in November DON'T get an exemption from the consequences of the 404Care clusterfuck because we're already rich enough to ride it out. We're NOT."

"WE'LL be suffering as a result and, to be quite frank, if you're that willing to let all of us suffer, lose our jobs and homes, watch our children go without medical care because we can't afford and G-d knows what else, then you're no better than Harry "Let the Cancer Stricken Children Die" Reid."
- Emperor Misha I

Read it all HERE.

Update V: From the Rotties - Done Being a Battered Wife Yet?

The poster HempRopeAndStreetlight over at the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler had some advice for those people sick of getting roughed-up by their lovers:

"I am seeing plenty of battered-wife syndrome here and elsewhere."

People need to come to the realization that the GOP is nothing more than the retarded little brother of the democrats - sure they can't be calling the important shots, but they still get to enjoy living like royalty as "the minority." So long as you continue give them money, as long as you vote for them, you are crawling back in bed with the man that hits you every night because: "DAMNIT WOMAN! PEAS AGAIN?"

"Then, while you sit in the bathroom, dabbing the blood off your nose, and watching the growing goose-egg rise on your forehead, he gently knocks on the door...."

"I am soooo sorry honey... I really do love you... I promise this will never ever ever happen again... now... come... come sleep with me baby..."

"Some of us knew with John McWeenie, and the way the Republicans shot Palin in the back, (and then abandoned her on the field of battle), that these assholes positively hated us - their base. They loath us. They are unequivocally embarrassed by us conservatives and libertarians, and they hate getting ribbed by the Gentry Elite at all of the little Washington D.C. dinner parties. These people, lead by the likes of Karl Rove, John Boenhor, and Mitch McConnell reject your values and principles whole-cloth - if they didn't need your ballots and cash, they'd happily have you all exiled to a gulag. (Though, truthfully, they consider you there already, since most of you live more than 20 miles from the coastline)."

"The Republicans think that all of these worthless "eaters" in despicable mire that is "fly-over" land need to sit their uppity asses down, shut the fuck up, and write the goddamned campaign checks to their betters. They do not now, nor will they ever treasure your values. These weasel-tongues liars will beat you again and again, and then toss some table scraps and silky words in your direction every so often - just enough to keep you hoping - hoping that:"

"This time he really means it... this time really is the last time he hits me... see... he really does love me..."

"Just wait... around election time, they will tell you - with crossed fingers behind their back - how they really really want to de-fund Obamacare. How they truly share your values, and gosh-dang-it-golly-gee they would love to promote your values... except we just haven't given them the votes, or we have yet to fork over enough cash to their gilded coffers. Or hey man, this shit is the "law of the land" and we need to fight over something else, like Amnesty... er... well... maybe some other hill to die on."

"You cannot ever win by voting for the lesser of evils. Period. It is this willingness to crawl back into bed with the man that beats you that enables them to continue ignoring you, laughing at you, and popping you in the mouth. "

"This is the 1850 compromise moment people. I left years ago, but it's time that the rest of you still throwing your dimes and effort at a party who dispenses a black-eye every time you embarrass them (by virtue of simply existing): "

"No more, I am NOBODIES punching-bag!"

"Enough. You cut off the money, you stop the votes, and we work at crafting a new political party. The Republican party is rotten to it's twisted core - the wood is infested with carpenter ants, the foundation cracked, the piping is shot, and the roof long ago collapsed. You cannot save this. Any attempts are pure unadulterated folly. The only thing left to do, is set the motherfucker on fire, and let it burn down."

"Yes, there will be horrible pain - and the Democrats will take full advantage of the disarray to destroy the entire country. But here's the Rub - the Democrats are doing a righteous job of that already - with the full assistance and compliance of the feckless GOP. By walking away from the festering, putrid husk of the Party of Lincoln, you change not one damn thing in that regards."

"It's time to start now. To set the foundation of the Second American Republic. Don't be some asshole in Washington D.C.'s little bitch punching bag anymore. Man up - some serious work ahead, and the first project is the dismantling of the rotting remains of the "Grand Old Party."
- HempRopeAndStreetlight

Read the post and Misha's article HERE.

Well folks? You sick of getting clubbed-up every time the RePubics stagger home after a rough day at the tavern? Maybe you ought to seriously consider a third party?

You're fools if you still give these guys your votes and money. The Republican Establishment hates you bitter-clingers just as much as the Democrats - yet you still throw your billfolds at them, and dutifully show up at the ballot box.

Like good little battered wives.

Grow some testicles and ovaries damn-it. Time's long since come for the Whigs 2.0 to join their predecessors on the crap-heap of history.

Update VI: Nice of'em To Provide a List of Who to Hang

The ever-loveable shit-weasel Allahpundit of the near-worthless Establishment Republican Echo-Chamber Hot Air takes a few moments to gloat HERE.

Normally we provide an excerpt, but to be flatly honest, many just ate supper, and we'd really hate to make'em choke it down again as it attempts to ride a wave of bile back into civilized company. Therefore, we'll just take a moment to point out how much we will enjoy it when the masses string up the Gentry RINOS - and their quasi-illiterate propagandists - from the gibbets. Their thrashing and kicking will be quite satisfactory.

We plan to watch the spectacle from our folding lawn chairs - with a bottle of good rum and maybe even some grilled Polish Sausages.

Exit Question: Is it considered bad form to bring a char-coal grill to a public lynching?

Update VII: Republican Party Starts to Implode

The natives are not happy with the Party of Stupid twould seem - from the Linked Hot Gas Article:

There you have it folks. Proof that elections mean nothing anymore.
- bgibbs1000 on October 16, 2013 at 4:45 PM

AAAANNNDdd... I'm officially leaving the republican party. no more money from me!
It's been a nice long 30 years. peace out.
- johnnyboy on October 16, 2013 at 4:51 PM

If the gop is completely powerless to oppose Obama then what good are they? And we now are in transition to a dictatorship. Wait to the gop starts pushing AMNESTY!! Filthy lying scum politicians-Both DEMS and DEM LITE gop. I won't make this mistake ever again.
- PappyD61 on October 16, 2013 at 4:56 PM

...of course not, he provides cover for when they make back room deals with liberals the GOP is nothing more than democrat lite and they'll get nothing more from me
- burserker on October 16, 2013 at 4:58 PM

This wasn't the election of a new Pope. This was about making a stand. And Boehner and the surrender weasels blinked first. Damn them all to hell.
- Happy Nomad on October 16, 2013 at 5:00 PM

The Vichy Republicans at least could have kissed us, first. I mean, Michael Corleone kissed Fredo. So long GOP! Smell ya later!
- kingsjester on October 16, 2013 at 5:10 PM

I understand that some folks around here are tired of the term RINO. Me too. From now on, I'll just call them Republicans and mean the same thing. Don't send campaign donation cards anymore.
- ElectricPhase on October 16, 2013 at 5:17 PM

Why not fire the jerk, he has caved on everything put in front of him over the last 5 years. Name one thing he has accomplished. I agree with Hannity, that regardeless of whether he goes or not, it is time for a 3rd party. I am ready to leave the GOP. Except for the Tea Party folks, the GOP are essentially Democrats includin McCain, Graham and all like them.
- lhuffman34 on October 16, 2013 at 5:22 PM

I'm done with the Republican Party. No more $ and no more votes on the national level. The fact that what passes for the so-called Republican leadership can't seem to land a solid blow to either Reid or Obama speaks volumes regarding their real leadership skills. At this point, I'd rather let the Dems run this country into the ground so we can get it over with and begin the rebuilding process sooner rather than later. Let's face it, the Republicans in their current form are literally no better than the Dems. The only way there was ever going to be a default was if Obama actually caused it. The Republicans should have called his bluff and forced him to do something stupid. But no, they caved as everyone knew they would. Sayonara Republican Party-you won't be missed.
- ScottiesRule on October 16, 2013 at 5:26 PM

Republicans claim they want a balanced budget. Well, that was their chance. All they had to do was NOT RAISE THE CEILING. I am no longer a Republican. I am a conservative. The party left me a while ago - took me way too long to realize it.
- LarryinLA on October 16, 2013 at 5:27 PM

The Whigs are helping push the sheep into the slaughterhouses..er...I mean...exchanges...
- ilebody on October 16, 2013 at 5:29 PM

The GOP is dead.The House got played, bluffed, bullied, and threatened. I have one question for Boned... If not now to stand up to the bluff, when? Do you really think in February they are going to listen to you. O'Bama got the "precedent" he wanted.
- Starlink on October 16, 2013 at 5:37 PM

Oh, and- f*ck the GOP.
- Midas on October 16, 2013 at 5:38 PM

I'm with you. Except I think that the result will be that in 2016 (if not 2014), the GOP will be running as the better stewards of Obamacare. Kind of like Romney in 2012 - he didn't want to roll back out of control government - he just wanted to manage it better. Which is why they will never see one plug-nickle of my money or votes ever again.
- besser tot als rot on October 16, 2013 at 5:43 PM

I can't be in the same party with Peter King and Johnny Mc-makes no difference what happened in this fiasco.
- d1carter on October 16, 2013 at 6:01 PM

DEAD.gop.CORPSE. Every single day we see they are now fine with building a new illegal alien / moderate (the supposed 40% in the middle) base. Pissing on limited government types to continue. Next up to the political urinal?--Paul Ryan and Amnesty.
- PappyD61 on October 16, 2013 at 6:02 PM

"You gotta know when to fold 'em, you gotta know when to fold 'em" New song by John "Kenny Rogers" Boehner. Can anybody think of a single time when Mr. Speaker did not cave? Do we not have a single R in the house that is willing to actually fight to the finish? You will never win if you give up in the first round every time. Count me out of this chickensh*t party.
- Corsair on October 16, 2013 at 6:13 PM

Boehner should be in the unemployment line- And the GOP in a ashbin of history where it belongs.
- imperfectamerica on October 16, 2013 at 6:13 PM

...simple for me. if the tea party candidate doesn't get in then i vote democrat. no tea party candidate, i stay home.
- renalin on October 16, 2013 at 6:14 PM

I don't believe I've ever read a paean in praise of unmoored, abject cowardice as full-throated and unabashed as this one, first letter to last. I need to shower, now. No longer count on my votes.
- Kent18 on October 16, 2013 at 6:29 PM

Stop calling people RINO's, all they do is make annoying ironic jokes about it and the sad truth is they are the Republican party, they're ineffectual, go along to get along types who are happy to see government power expand as long as they can benefit from it and that's what the republican party is so they represent it quite well. Let them have the Republican party, it's worthless, start voting Libertarian.
- clearbluesky on October 16, 2013 at 6:37 PM

Their votes are already counted. They are lost to us under all situations. They are bought off with the slave labors of children not yet allowed to vote and those yet to be born.
- astonerii on October 16, 2013 at 6:41 PM

I just want to ask; is there even one of us who is surprised Boehner acquiesced? Anyone? Anyone at all? Nope. The GOP is officially dead.
- KMC1 on October 16, 2013 at 6:53 PM

Just read on Twitter that Mitch McConnell carved out something in the bill for a dam in Kentucky-yeah, this is what the GOP establishment is all about. Almost 3 billion dollars.
- d1carter on October 16, 2013 at 7:26 PM

If you vote GOP, you are voting for the democrats. Don't let them tell you this could never be won. I'm guessing it is like the defund NPR battle that was just too much for the republicans.
- Panther on October 16, 2013 at 7:26 PM

Let's hope and the administration doesn't manage to get congress to cobble together some convoluted immigration bill to grant amnesty to some degree. If they pass any sort of immigration amnesty bill, granting legal status to any illegal aliens, I'm not voting for any member who has a hand in it. Why would I vote for congress members, or a political party for that matter, who trample the rule of law, shred the constitution, aid and abet illegal aliens in preying on American citizens, and essentially colluded to stab me in the back and leave me in a ditch in order to shower preferential treatment on those who've willfully shattered federal immigration law?
- thatsafactjack on October 16, 2013 at 7:45 PM

"We fought the good fight," he told Bill Cunningham. "We just didn't win." Losers always talk that way. Vince Lombardi said it: "Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser." Hell with these losers.
- bofh on October 16, 2013 at 7:54 PM

I'm done with the party. It goes from one cave-in to the next.
- bluegill on October 16, 2013 at 8:04 PM

As long as Boehner stays Speaker-I'm staying home. And I haven't missed an election since I turned 18.
- Cylor on October 16, 2013 at 8:28 PM

Just saw this on Breitbart. Looks like congress is going to give the White House Marxist dictatorial power over raising the national debt. It's the same thing they did 2 years ago. Yes sir politics will fix our problems just elect more republicans.
- bgibbs1000 on October 16, 2013 at 8:33 PM

So many lies - Cruz put on a show, his show was an expected success, Boehner wanted statues and airports as usual in exchange for doing his job, Boehner put on his show that was a flop, everyone reported Boehner's show as a continuation of Cruz's show - for some reason - and I guess we're never going to know what statues or airports he got. Not one minute of Boehner's show was about defunding Obamacare. Not one minute of Cruz's show was about defunding the rest of the government. Why would I ever bother throwing away a vote on these chaps again!?
- Axe on October 16, 2013 at 8:33 PM

The establishment republicans (or as I like to call them, the democrat-lite party) are traitors. At least the democrats,for the most part, don't try and hide what they stand for. The republicans have betrayed all of their constituents time and time again. I will work diligently to see that the Tea Party becomes a viable third party but I will never again fall prey to the treacherous, deceitful, backstabbing caucus known as the republican party. I can admire an enemy for at least standing up for their beliefs but I have no compassion for people who profess to be a friend and then stab you in the back at the first opportunity. In that regard, the republican establishment are traitors and will never again command my respect or garner my support.
- bandutski on October 16, 2013 at 8:52 PM

I'm going to register with the party of "Ribs and Beer" because come election day I'll be eating ribs and drinking beer instead of voting. Let's see, my choices in 2016 will be Killary or Christie for preznit. Yeah, ribs and beer, no more taking even the barest ounce of blame for any of this destruction.
- Bishop on October 16, 2013 at 10:25 PM

They threw away their card, the debt limit. This GOP is not worth kitty crap. Never. Again.
- AshleyTKing on October 16, 2013 at 10:28 PM

Boehner fell for the False Dilemma.Faced with a choice between passing Harry Reid's bill vs. default, Boehner chose to pass Harry Reid's bill. But we would NOT have defaulted tomorrow! I'm pissed that Boehner just broke the Hastert rule to let Democrats help the Republican establishment pass Harry Reid's bill because he was full of FEAR about something that wasn't even real! THE STUPID PARTY. I will never make the mistake of voting for them again.
- ITguy on October 16, 2013 at 10:31 PM

Boehner was bought, just like McConnell and Nelson from Nebraska. I told you this would happen, you are out of your gourd if you keep giving these clowns support.
- Tenwheeler on October 16, 2013 at 10:32 PM

I refuse to own it any more. I am out of this miserable party.
- wolly4321 on October 16, 2013 at 10:45 PM

We have been sold out fella's check this out.. Actually I would call it outright treason. Auto debt increases unless you have a super majority 2/3rds vote in the house. WTF. All you guys who have been supporting the old guard saying its only tactics we all have the same end goal. Well how you like those apples from YOUR boys?
- C-Low on October 16, 2013 at 11:26 PM

Republican party - kiss your base goodbye. We hope the $3,000,000,000.00 carve-out was worth it for you Mitch. And your airport Boenhor. You sold your party into permanent minority status, and grunted out a mighty shit upon your nation. We humbly hope that, in the years to come, you are dispensed exactly the sort of justice you most certainly deserve.

Thirteen bits of silver for Iscariot. One for a stout length of "problem eraser."

Update VIII: Daily Pundit - Quick Pretty Much Says "Fuck-it."

Bill Quick over at Daily Pundit does not put any icing on this Shitsicle:

"I want to be hopeful, but you know, it's getting harder and harder. I'll probably feel better tomorrow, but sometimes I wonder if I'll ever actually feel good again."

"I used to have a great deal of faith in the American spirit, our resiliency, our essential bravery, our willingness to fight for what is right rather than what is easy and safe. But right at the moment it seems to me that America is dead and gone, and we are living in a grave on top of its bones."

"It may be that the best I'll be able to do is try to predict the timing and nature of the collapse, and try to tell you how best to make ready for it."
- Bill Quick

Read it all HERE.

We can't argue the point. We WON'T argue the point. It's all going to crash and burn.