Politics & Rants

Foolish and Puerile Beyond Measure

We were roused from our winter torpor by this delightful piece from Ace of Spades regarding the RePubicon's latest "stratagem of supreme brilliance”

(For whatever value you'd assign the word "delightful” in regards to this latest disgrace...)

It Gets Worse: GOP's Spanish Language SOTU Rebuttal Doesn't Even Mention the Barebones Nods to Border Security that Nikki Haley Did; Instead Promises to Find Way to Legalize Those in the "Shadows”

Oh yeah, totally, let me get on board with this corrupt, corporate anti-American organization:

Nikki Haley's version, for English speakers:
"At the same time, that does not mean we just flat out open our borders. We can't do that. We cannot continue to allow immigrants to come here illegally. And in this age of terrorism, we must not let in refugees whose intentions cannot be determined.”

Mario Diaz-Balert's version, for Spanish speakers:
"It's essential that we find a legislative solution to protect our nation, defend our borders, offer a permanent and humane solution to those who live in the shadows, respect the rule of law, modernize the visa system and push the economy forward.”

NPR's Article: They noticed it too.

Oddly enough, it is left-wing outlets telling us this. I guess the right-wing outlets didn't notice, for some reason.
- Ace of Spades

Read the entire post HERE.

So, let's see if we have this all nailed down...

...the shit-weasels at GOPe.co.CoC were not content to simply use their "State of the Union Rebuttal” to tear into their own front-runner... on top of THAT... they ALSO tried ol'Yasser Arafat's "say one thing in English, say something else in Arabic” con... but wait... we're not finished yet.... oh no no no no... on top of THOSE heaps of rancid horse-shittery... they "reasonably concluded” this all would not only materially improve their position, but that none of their constituency would have brain cells enough to translate the Spanish version of their mouth-piece's shrewish speech.

Good Job Brain Trust...


Hold on a moment. We retract that. Retards know better than this. You are stupid beyond the ability to properly measure. Neo-Con establishment brainpower would require quantum physics to properly qualify. In point of fact, it may very well be the intellectual equivalent of anti-matter, reacting explosively when intersecting with rational thought.

What pack of witless, tactless, hopeless, feckless and monumentally stupid dretches. Whether you realize it or not, you've transfigured your entire Goddamned political party into a monument of unfathomable idiocy. (The smart money is on "not.”)

Constant readers, ladies, men - and ladies who dress like men - in honor of this occasion, we present to you the new, 2016 RePubiCan't Party Mascot:

Republican Mascot

You stupid cross-eyed assholes don't yet fully realize how well earned your place in history is - alongside the Whigs. But... we suspect it will be clubbed into your empty skulls soon enough.

Eat our shit and choke on the corn.